What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Nuts and Butts

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No go.

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

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Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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